kalandra


– kuh/land/ruh– often criticized. name spelled and said wrong, every. single. day. definitely a b-tch with hardcore feelings for every human in sight. high-key suicidal, but loves it. probably a little psychopathic, but it’ll buff.
“did you hear about kalandra? she’s got some serious issues.”

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