Kamuran
a large round beluga like animal that only surfaces for food. known to eat its own young, the kamuran can rearrange fat cells to move parts of its body to scratch itself. protected by a thick layer of hair, the kamuran can withstand extreme cold by submerging itself into its own fat rolls. although an extremely lazy animal, the kamuran has been known to tip entire vessels over in search of food. use extreme caution when approaching.
the hungry kamuran ate a blue whale.
the herd of kamurans caused a tsunami.
the kamuran struggled to breathe.
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