Kandelbär
kandelbär is a swedish expression for the berries that can form in the hair of a partly wiped -rs-. good kandelbär are best kept in very loose underwear by gentlemen who do not change such garments frequently.
“i sat down so hard my kandelbär cracked.”
“his kandelbär were so tightly knit he could hardly sh-t without first taking a bath in a public swimming pool.”
“han bajsa så kandelbären sprack, rakade sig och knulla sedan ordentligt.
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