Snuffallahpagus


a nickname for crazy mo’s (mohammed q. pedophile, peace was never remotely close to him) imaginary friend, ‘allah’.
based on the supposedly imaginary character snuffleupagus from sesame street, whom n-body could see but big bird.
crazy mo asked snuffallahpagus whether or not he should behead innocent civilians with whom he had a peace treaty. snuffallahpagus said “of course, but first rape them and steal their possessions!”
a wh-r-ish woman with large t-ts who takes advantage of young drunk high school boys for her own s-xual pleasure, sometimes has stds.
snuffallahpagus f-cked that kid on my couch last night, he was only 15!
a s-xual act where the male places his t-st-cl-s over the his partners eyes and his shaft up and over his partners mouth. after doing so the partner takes the shaft into their mouth occationall pushing it out forcfully simulating the movements of an elephants trunk.
with my t-st-c-ls and shaft in place you look like snuffallahpagus!
a man with an abnormally large p-n-s. usually this man is but -ss ugly and is a giant waste of a good d-ck.
“well we were in the showers and snuffallahpagus came in and almost poked everyones eyes out. ryan, there goes a waste of good d-ck right there.”

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