karled
being fired without warning because your boss does not like you.
no dude… i don’t want to ger karled!
to be extremely drunk or wasted.
did you see steve last night? he was so karled he p-ssed out in his bowl of chicken noodle soup.
#drunk #trashed #tanked #obliterated #hammered.
the action of prematuraly -j-c-l-t-ng before any clothes are taken off, or -j-c-l-t-ng in your trousers.
dude #1: dude check that l-sses rack man
dude #2: dude i think i just karled
dude #1: dude thats sick
#-j-c-l-t-ng #kalred #kraled #karlde #karl
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