Karson Becker
young forever single man who has an unexplained love for volcom sh-t. swears a lot and thoroughly enjoys drinking and jerky boarding. every time he gets drunk he somehow ends up hitting on his attractive first cousin, with full knowledge that they’re related. also loves -n-l.
that karson becker is real tw-t waffle.
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