kastel
a person with no intellect at all.
usually used for male adults that fool the people around them by pretending to have knowledge and/or skills in their jobs.
a: “look at that poor kastel! could someone help him?”
b: “he should just quit his job!”
a: “i hate this guy. he’s such a kastel!”
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