Kateums


kateums is the female human equivalence of mother earth. the name comes from the deserts in africa. a small tribe called the takamackalapaca’s announced katumes their queen and praised her as a g-d. she was said to of made the cannabis herb from her g-d-like powers. she is the sorceress for most awesomeness. the takamackalapaca’s thought us how to have a good time.
guy1:”whats up man, what you doing tonight?”

guy2:”aw man im ganna get so kateumesed”

guy1:”no way i wanna get kateumesed”

guy2:”you should totally come man, ganna get a fat sack of kateums, get seriously kateumesed and flake”

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