KBert


the most elite human on the planet.
usage examples:

my “kbert” is more elite than your “kbert”.
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i’m really cool but i’m not a “kbert” yet.
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how do you turn your “kbert” off? i turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.

that’s not cool.
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kbert, kbert, kbe, k… who? what?
wtf has a website that only contains their email address? oh, now i get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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i love kbert sooo much that i am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only snapple of the ras-bury variety.

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