keaan
a socially awkward being no matter how well they know you. tend to be spicy towards you if found a connection with you. lowkey are party freaks, very loving, can make you laugh and pretty good in bed. don’t underestimate their looks.
*individual standing very awkwardly, saying nothing in a group*
friends:”stop being a keaan!”
get a mug for your barber sarah.
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