keebler elves


a little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies ‘just right’. we can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know keebler elves commercials.
the keebler elves don’t make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them -just right-.
a slang term for a homes-xual who indulges in -n-l s-x.
“that keebler elf is a f-dg- p-ck-r.”
(noun) – wh-r-/sl-t

in kevin hart’s movie, “think like a man”, the girls refer to their v-g-n- as their “cookie”. keeber elves issue out their cookies to the community.
guy 1: “dude, that chick is out here giving it up to everyone.”
guy 2: “i know man, she’s a keebler elf.”
a guy who enjoys -n-l s-x. it refers to the guy on the giving end, not the man or woman on the recieving end. this term is used to discribe gay and straight men. a well known synonym is “fudge-packer”.
guy 1: “dude, i was with this chick the other night. long story short, i licked her -sshole to get her excited and then i stuck it in her -ss to finish her off.”

guy 2: “wow, i had no idea you were a keebler elf.”

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