keeleigh mouawad
the most generic and basic b-tches to ever live’s names combined into one, a “keeleigh mouawad” can often be caught talking sh-t behind her “friends” backs and sucking up afterwards, usually a life ruiner and homewrecker by trait, wears chockers, converse and generic as sh-t hairstyles, is usually as white as her sugar daddy’s c-m.
the keeleigh mouawad is the definition of a meliniale, and hates it when someone more unique and interesting has more friends then her, and usually is as self absorbed as her tampon.
this rare species of barbaric animal is the meaning of white privilege and has at least two faces, none of which are the least bit pretty.
her pimple juice makes her as salty as a fish and her p-ssy smell like one.
keeleigh mouawads react terribly to fire as plastic melts and even worse to water because witches sizzle in water.
overall this speciese needs to die faster then their brain cells when they look in the mirror.
*looks into general waste bin at the maccas* “woah! hey keeleigh mouawad!”
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