when u are having s-x and u contract ur walls , it’s called kegaling.
while we were having s-x , i was kegaling him and he asked if i had a hand down there grabbing him
- palma wrista
using the palm & wrist simultaneously in an upward downward fashion. having a w-nk, masterbating, jerking off. the wife wasn’t in the mood so i went to watch p-rnhub & do some palma wrista
- kneading dough
if you are in need of money, go roll more dough made crack with baking powder and got my c.r.e.a.m cheesecake. by staying hungry and kneading dough.
a f-cking lot of zillions “i do not yet have flazillions of skeins of yarn in my stash, but i’m working on it.”
a very tight, very wise, middle-aged balding math wizard. fond of concerts, ebay, the number 41 and tight cherries “if you have a tight cherry, watch your back, milarski is near.”
when you force it into her -ss. bend over so i can blackflex you.