keith habersberger

1/4 of buzzfeed’s tryguys. he loves fried chicken, but is willing to give it up for his lovely fiancée becky. he’s both the friendliest and tallest try guy. can’t handle spicy food and is the friendliest monster at knott’s scary farm. actually male!sailor jupiter. all friend groups need a friend like keith.
person #1: whoa that guy has a huge mouth and is eating a ton of fried chicken!

person #2: yeah he’s a real keith habersberger.

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