Kelmo
a gruff sounding being that inhabits internet message boards slaying trolls and growling at newbies. generally docile, but is quick to whack deserving targets. also has a fondness for kittens.
so aran was trolling some newbie, but then a mod came in and went all kelmo on him. i think he got banned, but he totally deserved it.
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