Kelsey-Jayne Talijan


german obsessed, skinny b-tch who is a vegetarian who loves meat and suffers on a daily basis as she watches her friends eat. also loves tall, european tennis players, who perferably attend the university of san diego. also known to pal around with people from different nationalities, specfically boys from suadi arabia.
dont be a kelsey-jayne talijan, you may end up anemic

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