1. the definition of a douche bag, commonly seen walking around with a bird brain and makes all sorts of mistakes and push the blame to others without feeling guilt or remorse.

2. the name for a tiny little hairless d-ck.

3. commonly seen in the wild gr-ss, searching for drunk young girls to attack.
girl: hey there wanna go to third base?

boy: yea sure -unzips pants-

girl: -looks at d-ck- oh, sorry, i didn’t know that you’re a kelven. h-llo, tiny friend.

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