kelvinson
kelvinsons are caring people and will always have your back. they will always make sure you’re okay before leaving you alone. may tend to ask if you’re alright a lot, but don’t get irritated with them they’re only making sure you never go through what they’ve gone through. kelvinsons are usually all about peace, but if push comes to shove they’ll be extremely violent and will show no mercy. once a kelvinson is comfortable with you, be prepared for some kinky sh-t.
person: wow he’s really loyal
person 2: yeah they’re definitely a kelvinson
or
girl: d-mn i really wish he was mine
girl 2: no way you could ever get him. he’s a kelvinson
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