Kentish Town Salad Sandwich
two women sit with force on the face of a man while he “nuzzles” his nose into the -sshole of one woman and his tongue in the others sphincter.
dave “hey steve, i wanted to toss kates salad, and she had invited amy, so i killed two birds with one stone and made a kentish town salad sandwich… they loved it!”
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