Kentucky Derby
an amazing party that consists of horse racing, gambling, beer drinking, and t-t showing. one of the best parties in the country.
“d-mn man, i won $500 at the kentucky derby this year and saw at least 80 sets of t-ts!”
in a college setting, when two couples compete in having s-x in the same room. the bed must rock like you’re riding a horse. the couple that finishes first raises an arm to signal that they have “finished.”
“hey man! who won the kentucky derby last night?”
“it was close, but i beat my roommate by like 2 seconds!”
a stand-up sh-tting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken “tail” at any given point.
i heard the dc talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold kentucky derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.
s-x lasting as long as the kentucky derby (approximately two mintues).
“me and the ‘ol lady did the kentucky derby last night.”
when a female has a p-n-s in every hole on her body possible. like the p-ssy, -sshole, left nostril, right nostril, mouth, left ear, right ear, and possible in her both eye sockets if you,re into that kinda weird sh-t. so all in all, its one girl and 9 guys. enjoy it and utilize it to its full extent.
(group of guys talking)
guy #1″f-ck last night was the sh-t”
guy #9″yea we kentucky derby’d that b-tch good”
during intercourse man grabs a bucket of kfc and shoves the largest chicken leg he kind find in his partner’s v-g-n-. he then “races” to -j-c-l-t- all over his partner’s face. when he is finished he pulls the chicken out of her v-g-n- and if it is still warm he eats it.
“you finally going to get with lequisha tonight?”
“h-ll yeah! i might even go for the kentucky derby. looks like i’m taking her tkentuckyo kfc for dinner.”
while receiving oral from your girlfriend, she is getting f-cked by a horse. (you may or may not choose to film it and/or take bets to who will bust first.)
we were doing the kentucky derby and her mom walked in.
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