Kentucky Slimer
1. (noun) the act of two people in the shower, typically a man and a woman, who engage in a sudsy s-xual experience. the woman will have soap dripping down her back and b-tt cheeks, and the male will use the soap as lube to slide his p-n-s between the two cheeks until he c-ms on the woman’s back. as the c-m drips down between her b-tt cheeks, she lets out a momentous fart and the c-m sprays back onto the man’s body.
“hey man, i was at this chicks house and got the biggest kentucky slimer of my life.”
“so chad came over last night and he kentucky slimed me so hard i had to shower four times.”
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