kenyan buttsuckle
when a skinny black man goes on all fours (as if he were a dog) and is behind another man (or woman) who is laying freshly dead and at a 68 degree angle from the ground, he then precedes to use his tongue in a swirling manner to “suckle” the immediate -n-l discharge from her bl–dy -sshole… then he must throw up and eat it as if it is the only food left in kenya.
“hey i heard chad totally kenyan b-ttsuckled that hobo under the bridge last night without getting his abercrombie jeans dirty.”
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