kenzo strangler
a philly serial killer from the kensington neighborhood known for strangling his victims to death. he is described as being between 5 ft. 8 in. and 6 ft. and he’s either black or hispanic. go figure, so is 80% of all kensington males. but wait, in his composite sketch he’s listening to a white ipod so that is a huge clue since most people with ipods never ever take them out of their ears. his victims are all fairly young white women with drug addictions, and they were all similarly found in abandoned lots throughout kensington.
uh oh, my wife has been strangled and my white ipod is missing. sounds like the work of a black or hispanic male between 5’8″ and 6.’ sounds like the kenzo strangler
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