Ker


the leading man of the enkerprises group
he is very awesome in the fact that he is ker.
although there are other reasons for his kerrific nature, ker is the sole reason for ker. full stop.
ker
a prefix for nouns that adds strong expression

ker-{noun}
“ker-splat!”
“i reached into the bag and ker-mint!”
“ker-drink!”
a prefix used to modify onomatopoeic words, either signifying a crack heard before the body of the sound, or just to add flair.
ker-splash, ker-pop, ker-smack, and “what the kerf-ck does kerf-ck mean?”
prefix: makes any word 10x more awesome.
kerf-ck that word is cool.
lost in translation hundreds of years ago, ker is possibly similar to using the word ‘c-nt’ as a harsh definite and abrasive swear
ah, you aul ker ye! or chris is such a f-cking ker!
brookline slang for getting high off marijuana or marijuana itself.
yo what’s good, you trying to get ker? yo im so ker right now. yo where the kers at? i got mad kers right now.

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