kerbunk
(verb)
when an overweight individual is having s-x on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor b-st-rd who’s trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.
“dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?”
“i was lying down and timmy f-cking kerbunked me, fracturing my spine”
Read Also:
- Kenyan Wet Willy
when a person sticks his finger in his b-ttcrack immediately after having diarrhea and then proceeds to stick it in another person’s ear. “that son of a b-tch gave me a kenyan wet w-lly, now there’s sh-t every where”
- burning stockton
a mixture of corn starch and boiling water from (the microwave) that is used as an -n-l lubricant. resulting in 2nd degree burns and a puckered, swollen,and much tighter b-tthole. named for the west texas town stockton which is extremely hot year round. also most women met there seem to suffer from extreme prolapse of […]
- burnoose
a long cloak of co-rs- woollen fabric with a hood, usually white in color, worn by berbers and the arabs throughout north africa. “the emir of groovefunkistan, a small middle-eastern nation, is coming to visit the president. his flight has been delayed, and his burnoose is dirty.”
- kenyan grandfather rolex
a martial art form using all instinct and characteristics of mother nature and all creatures in the forrest of london and kenya (common strikes) sheep kick,dillo stomp,cuc-mber chop,and twisty taco sack these moves are often designed to land on the east side of ones flank and are designed to be fatal strike mr.toratelli:im a black […]
- Kenyan from the West
aka kanye west is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an iq close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since hitler. the kenyan from the west has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by […]