kerp
kerp is the combination of every potty word that has ever existed since the beginning of time.
bob:hey dude i forgot the get the tickets for the game
gerald: kerp you
a term for when you performed an action that deems everyones approval.
“man! you so just kerped that kid! up five!”
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- Squashmore
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- handkerjerk
to get jerked off under a table during dinner with a handkerchief covering your c-ck. also can be done in any situation as long as your privates are covered by some clothing item. bob: why were you so quiet during dinner? rick: i was getting handkerjerked by lana’s mom!
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- helldiving
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