Squashmore
squashmore
also known as soph-m-res, squashmores are 10th graders in high school. many are small, stupid, and think they are better than the freshmen.
usually tortured by the juniors and seniors
“what grade are you in?”
“i’m a squashmore .”
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“ that squashmore thinks he knows everything.”
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