Keyboard Turrets
the act of responding to a blank page on microsoft word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.
“why did you just google ‘”-ss'”
“oh, just a moment of keyboard turrets”
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- Midgestitute
a little person who engages in s-xual acts in exchange for a little money or tiny goods and services. “i can’t believe craig slept with a midgest-tute in vegas, but i guess she was half the price.”
- midieval slut
a poor n-ble girl/woman/grandma/old hag/child/teenager give her father and dirty jewish rich folks rim jobs while they royaly t-bag the king. n-ble : “momma, daddy is making me give him a rim job” momma : “oh you midieval sl-t!”
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- Mike Dub
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