Keychain Friend


a friend or acquaintance who is so cute, fun, witty and charming, that you want them to go everywhere with you.
“chrissy you are my new keychain friend – i wish i could shrink you down and keep you in my pocket so you could go everywhere with me.”

you might also use the term keychain before their name, such as “keychain chrissy”

Read Also:

  • affie

    a shorter word for affilation, someone you keep in contact with at your website. some link, but then one you visit often. like a sitesister. my affies have the same kinda sites like me. 3 more definitions name of a beautiful hot chick that every guy wants to bang with the finest -ss. check out […]

  • Poopy-Doopy

    the feeling you get when you just have to p–p really badly but can’t man that burrito is giving me gas but i’m in the middle of science cl-ss. i feel so p–py doopy 2 more definitions adj.: faux-expletive used in place of any commonly-considered child-unfriendly term for excrement. automatically-generated by the censor system of […]

  • Strabge

    originated on the keyboards of children with ad/hd, strabge is strange spelt wrong. however, over time it has come to possess a kafkaesque quality to it. omg!! f-cking strabge zerg rush kekekekekekekeekekekek ^_^ dude, stop doing that; that’s strabge.

  • king noob

    the guy who, in online games, not only is a noob but runs his mouth and calls others noobs. generates large amounts of satisfaction during end game reviews, where opponents are left with an imperative to mock him – not only as a noob, but as a king noob. that guy in enemy territory: quake […]

  • Beauty Boat

    the “boat you take to oppritunity” that you get ussually in high school to become good looking. you start high school ugly and or unattractive, and by your last year you are very good looking and know how to dress. unfortunately, some people miss the oppritunity. obviously. on the other hand, for some its just […]


Disclaimer: Keychain Friend definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.