keysurfed
(adj) to be constantly disconnected from the internet every x seconds.
“holy smokes batman, where’s robin?”
“she got keysurfed”
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a phrase describing the condition of any female possessing a s-xually transmitted decease or infection you don’t want to go there mate, rachel’s got minge rot.
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simply put a wig to put on your minge. can be in a range of colours from platinum blonde to deep ivory. even comes in ginger if you swing that way. decorations are available such as sequins, glitter and bells. the perfect accessory for any modern woman. enjoy! wife: hmmm i fancy a change tonight […]
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