Khachik
a streetballer who is unstoppable, unguardable, and has the sweetest jumper in the game. his inside and outside game is flawless. if you guard him close, he’ll drive in on you. if you give him room, he’ll hit the 20 footer over you. he’ll post you hit and hit the fadeaway-. if he’s double teamed, he’ll find the open man and get the -ssist. rebounding machine… at least 12 boards a game. amazing player. every team he’s on wins, every team anyone else is on loses. cause everyone else sucks. he’s the greatest.
-this sentence is not a typo.
d-mn, 11-14 shooting, 22 points, 13 boards, 5 -ssists, 2 blocks, 2 steals… that’s khachik-esque.
a streetballer who is unstoppable, unguardable, and has the sweetest jumper in the game. his inside and outside game is flawless. if you guard him close, he’ll drive in on you. if you give him room, he’ll hit the 20 footer over you. he’ll post you hit and hit the fadaway-. if he’s double teamed, he’ll find the open man and get the -ssist. rebounding machine… at least 12 boards a game. amazing player. every team he’s on wins, every team anyone else is on loses. cause everyone else sucks. he’s the greatest.
-this sentence is not a typo.
d-mn, 11-14 shooting, 22 points, 13 boards, 5 -ssists, 2 blocks, 2 steals… that’s khachik-esque.
a streetballer who is unstoppable, unguardable, and has the sweetest jumper in the game. his inside and outside game is flawless. if you guard him close, he’ll drive in on you. if you give him room, he’ll hit the 20 footer over you. he’ll post you hit and hit the fadeaway-. if he’s double teamed, he’ll find the open man and get the -ssist. rebounding machine… at least 12 boards a game. amazing player. every team he’s on wins, every team anyone else is on loses. cause everyone else sucks. he’s the greatest.
-this sentence is not a typo.
d-mn, 11-14 shooting, 22 points, 13 boards, 5 -ssists, 2 blocks, 2 steals… that’s khachik-esque.
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