kicking ass


a great career att-tude for those with enough nerve to do it
today at the office i kicked my co-worker’s -ss for not doing his job right. my boss saw me, but i kicked his -ss before he could speak. he was about to fire me, so i kicked his -ss some more, and got a promotion instead.
when someone places his foot squarely upon a person/group/metaphysical object and shouts “i’m kicking your -ss!!!”
i’m kicking -ss and taking names

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