kidkin
when a child (usually your own, less than 5 years) makes a huge doodie in the bowl and forgets to flush the toilet. then a guest comes over and uses the bathroom and see the “beast” still floating and wonders what you ate for dinner and how bad your manners are.
“my son jack left a kidkin in the bathroom….then a date came over and saw it and nearly puked. she asked me if i ate an elephant that night…and said that the lysol spray was empty.”
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