kilby
to pull off the most outrageous lie possible to a large group of people, without a single person challenging it (the lie).
mr untrustworthy:”lads, i slept with 3 girls last night at the same time”
lads: “nice”
mr untrustworthy (to himself): i just pulled a kilby.
mr untrustworthy:”when i was younger i won the junior tour de france”
lance armstrong and co:”well done, i won the real thing 7 times straight”
mr untrustworthy (to himself): i just pulled a kilby.
1)n. a goofy and sh-ggy individual capable of consuming m-ssive amounts of green plants.
2)n. a burrito-eater, a bottomless pit.
3)n. someone who has mastered the art of fixing an oreo-kahlua-based beverage known as a “killerbee”.
4)v. to get stung by.
after consuming the entire batch of special brownies, the kilby decided to relax and ordered the other kilby to fix him a killerbee.
to support touring car racing championships to the death.
“he wont miss the dtm for anything”
“i know hes such a kilby”
1. verb – to present the facade of an exciting evening out with friends strictly to leave one’s house.
2. verb – to create a deceptively convenient situation in order to attain a ride somewhere, subsequently needing to be driven home. often with little or no warning, and always involving bait.
3. noun – one who engages in the aformentioned schemes.
1. “dude where the f-ck is everybody?! you f-cking kilbied me!”
2. “the young man realized he had no wheels so he kilbied a friend into taking him, seducing him with beer.”
3. “f-ckin’ kilby.”
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