Kilomatic



1)a term often used to describe an elite athlete.

2)a person who is kilomatic usually has trouble walking without stepping on his own giant p-n-s.

3)if you have been kilomatic, consider it the highest compliment you will ever receive.
“man that kid is so kilomatic, it’s not even funny”

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