King Douche


a douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them… they wear a crown made of douchery. they are usually called matthieu and come from france.
“hey dude, that guy isn’t a normal douche, he is the king douche!”
2 more definitions
a definite douche. the kind of douche others pail in comparison to. no one could dream of reaching the realm in which this douche dwells. a true master of douchery.
marc is on a whole different level… he is king douche.
a king douche is the leader of a scr-ppy group of friends. the king douche always is in a scr-pping mood and tends to fight smaller weaker kids. king douches name usualley starts with an e. the king douche is always a redskins fan.
jt- yo stan whos that?

stan- oh thats ethan, he’s king douche
ethan- yeah m-f-s

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