king finger


1. a guy that has not successfully had s-x in months, but has
fingered more girls within that time span than in his 8th grade year.
2. chronic finger banger
“that dude is such a king finger, he doesn’t even need to keep condoms, he could get away with just carrying moist toilets instead.”

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