King Kock
king kong’s d-ck. it’s bigger than a bullet train and twice as fast. it can fill lake superior in a single c-mshot and is visible from outersp-ce.
if i were a woman, i’d be all over king kong’s king k-ck. h-ll! who cares what i am?! i want that giant gock!
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