an alias for a big crybaby. he uses this alias for any references to him on the internet, for fear is immaculate repuation would be ruined.
see kill woutney
“who is that gay dude over there telling people g-d doesnt exist?”
“oh, thats king koot”
- cl*t busting
when you work a girl’s cl-t-r-s so hard, she goes numb from the pleasure for a considerable amount of time. “dude, me and olivia were at it so hard last night, i totally cl-t busted her. she got so sensitive while cl-t busting, we had to stop for a bit until she calmed down. sh-t […]
- lauren castro
lesbian softball player. who shows anger through the stomp of a horse. also dates f-ggots.. usually named ethan. -you see that lesbian girl over there? shes a lauren castro. -oh… she must be dating a f-gg-t then! -yeah! his name is ethan. -predictable.
- laurel lake
a small, dirty town in c-mberland county new jersey. it is considered the -n-s of the vineland-millville-bridgeton statistical area, and is most likely the last place you would want to be seen. around 767 families live in the area; most of which are a result of inbreeding. guy 1: “hey dude i drove through laurel […]
- pull out and pray
method of contraception that is also a test of faith. “father forgive me for i have sinned……..”
a promiscuous person who has many s-xual partners. refers to a p-ss (most commonly used on commuter trains, subways and amus-m-nt parks) with ovals printed on it that indicate the number of times it can be used before a new ticket needs to be bought. every time it is used, the ticket taker uses a […]