kingpin douche
anyone who defies traditional levels of douchiness to royal, supreme standards or the most douchey person in a group of douches.
see that tribe of douches over there? the tall one is the kingpin douche.
i went out with this guy last weekend who turned out to be a total kingpin douche.
i’m not much of a bowler, but i’m pretty sure i could knock out the kingpin douche without any problem.
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