Kingsized
a word used to kindly describe on overweight person; the larger person’s way of saying “i’m not short, i’m funsized”
annoying little girl who uses overused phrases: “i’m not short, i’m funsized”
original, burly man: “i’m not fat, i’m kingsized”
a size of candy bar.
if you eat too many king sized candy bars, that’s the size you too will become.
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