Kirstin
the perfect girl. is a bit s-ssy on occasion, but easy to talk to. she will tell you how it is. she is absolutely gorgeous.
wow that girl is a kirstin.
a beautiful girl, who will always love you no matter what. she is awesome and you would be lucky to have a kirstin. keep her in your life forever and ever!
i saw a girl today, she was beautiful.
it was a kirstin then
kirstin is an amazing friend . she’s sweet , loyal , loving , trustworthy , caring , smart , nice , funny and very pretty on the inside and out .
if you are friends with a kirstin .. be sure to stay friends with her or you will regret it.
family and friends are always first for kirstin.
shes a good person but when she wants to be she can be a bad-ss ! (in a good way)
kirstin is very unique and quite amazing , be sure to never let go of a kirstin ! she is very undramatic !
girl 1 – hey do you know kirstin ?
girl 2 – yes ! shes soo amazing !
boy 1 – i would do anything to be with her.
girl 1 – yea ! i would love to have her life.
a girl with blonde hair and very red lipstick. she is essentially perfect.
that girl looks like a kirstin
1. gets nervous around amazing guys
2. doesnt allow people to drop you off at your home
3. buys both tickets for the date
4. has a really great smile
5. laughs when someone takes the joke too far.
i went to the city with a kirstin and i got ripped by my mates for taking the joke to far, but she always laughed when i did. i went on a date with the same kirstin and she got nervous, then bought my ticket for me….embarressing, then made me drop her off at the shops cuz she didnt want her father to see this gimp of a guy.
the most beautiful wonderful girl in the world . she lights up the room with her presence . she makes me the happiest girl in the world & one day i will be happy enough to call her my wife . she is my everything . i will never find anything so perfect & so precious . i would have been stupid to p-ss such a wonderful opportunity up . 3.28.14
kirstin is beautiful
to post a dramatic, extremely vague facebook status with no further explanation.
1:
sam: “dude!!! what happened to cindy???? it sounds bad!!!!”
chris: “i dunno man. she posted a kirstin.”
2:
“omg i can’t find the can opener!! i’ve gotta post a kirstin!!”
post: “this can’t be happening!!!! why god? why???”
this post is pulling a kirstin.
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