kitchen sleeper
this is someone who has s-xual encounters in no other location other than kitchens. often times they are wearing a giant egg costume (like that over easy omelet costumes on halloween), while the other person is wearing a bacon costume. it does not matter what s-x is wearing what costume, however. when they want to “spice it up” one wears a tabasco costume. another version of kitchen sleeper can be seen in the image.
“jack and jill were kitchen sleepers, and they tried to get me to spice it up, but i didn’t have the costume.”
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