Kitchen Wife


a term used in kitchens to describe someone as someonelse’s longterm ‘b-tch’ during any part of kitchen operations. although more commonly used between men, men can be the kitchen wife of a female co-worker as well.

however strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.
where is your kitchen wife tony?
james is cleaning my workstation and prepping my station chef

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