kitty whisperer
(pro-noun): one who is overtly adept at causing the female -rg-sm to repeatedly occur.
“dude: that guy looks like he could clear a room full of women with one smile.”
other dude: ” that guy? he’s a total kitty whisperer! ask any of those women! why do you think he has his 8″ tongue hanging out his mouth?”
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