Kitty Wig
a kitty wig is a hair piece designed for the sole purpose of beautifying household cats. kitty wigs® is a product of the feverish imagination of julie jackson & her siamese partner in crime, boone.kitty wigs, are the finest wigs for your feline companions. with models ranging from pink p-ssion, bashful blonde, silver fox, and electric blue, your cat will be the talk of the town.
pete:hey dan your cat looks like a cheap hooker
dan:thats the new kitty wig i bought for her.
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