Klahompton


the hardest hood’ on the sam-town ‘teau, most cars are german and you could get shot for buying the wrong bubble tea. the klahanie projects are rated by “crack wh-r- monthly” as one of the top ten places to buy crack and/or get shot.
“yo, i am heading down to klahompton, do you want me to pick you up some crack and bubble tea”

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