Klatch


klatch:

klatch¹ n.
1. a pwner of noobs, one who pwnes.

2. a godly like figure, one of only two. (the ~ etc., one of two whom are
named mitch and william.)

3. a masterful and/or great haxor of comps.

klatch² n. 1. a t-tle given to a person understood as a ‘fishy.’ (slang:
idiot, moron, fool.)
2. an insult.
3. a person who is pwn-worthy

klatch³ adj.
1. ~tastic, being great, cool, burn-worthy, funny.
2. ~ed up, being ‘screwed’ up or weird; strange; absurd.
3. ~tacular, see -klatchtastic.
dude, your being such a klatch
that’s f-cking klatchtastic
f-ck you got klatched
klatch:

klatch¹ n.

1. an informal group or gathering of people

2. people who have congregated with the intent of gossiping, etc.
“after the meeting, several people stopped at the diner and formed a little coffe klatch.”

“look at that klatch of yentas over there, talking about everybody’s business.”
slang term used by 3rd world partisan forces for variants of the ak-47 -ssault rifle.
“i’ve got a klatch, 5 clips, a molotov c-cktail, and an rpg. bring on the infidel!” 😉

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