Kleenex & Q-Tips
kleenex & q-tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his -ss.
roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.
did you get him some kleenex & q-tips? he’s had his head up his -ss since he first started working here, and it looks like he’s finally seen the light of day.
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