the act of subconsciously stealing pens, chewing and drooling on the caps. then, once realized that there is enough lubrication, m-ssage and eventually penetrate the brown eye for -n-l masturbation purposes. this may be done by going to town on one’s self or a gay friend.
pater: “that t-ss-r ken is such a kleptobeniac”.
andrew: yae i know, i hear scott walked in on him in the act. then, he was bragging about ken going straight kleptobenia on his -ss and how they executed a synchronized kleptobeniation.
just f-cking magic(al) “how did you do that?” “it’s a secret.” “well aint that jfm.”
tension between two people, often in a relationship (s-xual, friendship or business) there’s so much friction between samantha and her boss lately when two surfaces make contact and form resistance. i got friction last night until 3 am! not only is “friction” one of the best words, as well as most s-xual, but, come one, […]
- know da real
to know the truth about something. to know “what’s up.” that ain’t my baby, i know da real!
to do something over again in an attempt to do better, all the while f-cking it up worse than before. repeating any act & doing worse than the original. ” dammit! i had all my sh-t right where i wanted it , then the “old lady” had to go and reconf-ckulate everything.” “if you don’t […]
a cranky old b-tch who likes to eat twinky’s, pringle and never p-sses a chance to anoy the sh-t out of anyone! omg!!! stacy was such a mrs.welch last night.