kleptoBenia


the act of subconsciously stealing pens, chewing and drooling on the caps. then, once realized that there is enough lubrication, m-ssage and eventually penetrate the brown eye for -n-l masturbation purposes. this may be done by going to town on one’s self or a gay friend.
pater: “that t-ss-r ken is such a kleptobeniac”.

andrew: yae i know, i hear scott walked in on him in the act. then, he was bragging about ken going straight kleptobenia on his -ss and how they executed a synchronized kleptobeniation.

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